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Kagamicchi, just how many times do I have to prove that I haven't gone soft, huh?

[ignitecatch]

That's not what I meant! Just don't do the whiny thing.

And don't wear anything you don't want ruined. [ Kagami has already resigned himself to doing this mostly naked and sacrificing his spare pair of boxer briefs to the cause of eating. ]

[returnafavor]

[ He's at least willing to be mollified. ]

I've only got the one change of clothes. Just how messy do you think it'll be? You said they were easy to catch.

[ignitecatch]

I don't mean getting dirty or sweaty. If they're like normal animals from home, cutting it up is gonna be really bloody. [ He doesn't have any experience cleaning anything other than fish--and once a chicken--but even those were a complete mess. ]

[returnafavor]

I'll leave the cutting up part to you, then.

[ignitecatch]

The cutting up part is all there is! Are you just gonna watch?

[returnafavor]

What about hunting it down? Setting up traps and luring it into the perfect place for an ambush?

[ignitecatch]

[ Kagami is about to reiterate that no, they really are incredibly simple to corner before he just... sighs, instead. ] Fine, you can do that part.

Do you know where Kuroko and I live?

[returnafavor]

[ Victory. ]

Eh? Ehhhhh? You and Kurokocchi are living together?

[ Is this shock real or fake? We just don't know. We just don't know. ]

1/2

[ignitecatch]

Wha--

[ignitecatch]

[ Well, Kagami hadn't been embarrassed about the fact, but now he can't help but be mad that he slipped up. ]

Of course we are! Aren't you and your captain doing the same thing? [ Kagami doesn't have any real basis for this assumption, besides the fact that Kasamatsu seems too smart to leave Kise unattended. ]

[returnafavor]

Sure, but I haven't slept with Kasamatsu-senpai.

[ Listen to how innocent and virtuous he is. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. ]

How was it, anyway?

[ignitecatch]

[ All Kagami can respond with at first is a strangled sort of choking noise. And then... ] None of your business!

[returnafavor]

Don't be silly, Kagamicchi, of course it's my business. You didn't make Kurokocchi cry or something, did you?

[ignitecatch]

No! What kind of question is that?! [ Kagami sounds as agitated as ever, but there's a slightly freaked out edge to his voice. He doesn't like the idea of upsetting Kuroko that badly, and he likes even less that Kise even felt the need to ask. ]

[returnafavor]

Well, you weren't answering, so I thought maybe you'd done something bad.

[ignitecatch]

Well I didn't, so shut up.

[returnafavor]

Hmmm. Kurokocchi said you wore him out, so I guess it must have been pretty good after all, then.

[ignitecatch]

[ Kagami is incredibly grateful this isn't a video call, because he's bright red by now. ] Stop it!

[returnafavor]

[ Did he say stop it? No, that can't be right, surely he said keep going. ]

So is it true about Americans having more experience?

[ignitecatch]

How the hell should I know? It was his idea.

[returnafavor]

Does that mean you'd never done it before?

[ignitecatch]

[ Kagami really wants to tell Kise, again, that it's none of his business--but even Kagami can tell when a battle is lost. Admitting it might be embarrassing, but lying about it would be worse.

But he doesn't have to be happy about it. ] Well... no.

[returnafavor]

I really should have told you to use protection!

[ignitecatch]

We didn't do anything that needed it! [ Not that they had condoms for such an occasion anyway. ]