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Sure, but I haven't slept with Kasamatsu-senpai.

[ Listen to how innocent and virtuous he is. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. ]

How was it, anyway?

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[ All Kagami can respond with at first is a strangled sort of choking noise. And then... ] None of your business!

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Don't be silly, Kagamicchi, of course it's my business. You didn't make Kurokocchi cry or something, did you?

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No! What kind of question is that?! [ Kagami sounds as agitated as ever, but there's a slightly freaked out edge to his voice. He doesn't like the idea of upsetting Kuroko that badly, and he likes even less that Kise even felt the need to ask. ]

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Well, you weren't answering, so I thought maybe you'd done something bad.

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Well I didn't, so shut up.

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Hmmm. Kurokocchi said you wore him out, so I guess it must have been pretty good after all, then.

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[ Kagami is incredibly grateful this isn't a video call, because he's bright red by now. ] Stop it!

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[ Did he say stop it? No, that can't be right, surely he said keep going. ]

So is it true about Americans having more experience?

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How the hell should I know? It was his idea.

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Does that mean you'd never done it before?

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[ Kagami really wants to tell Kise, again, that it's none of his business--but even Kagami can tell when a battle is lost. Admitting it might be embarrassing, but lying about it would be worse.

But he doesn't have to be happy about it. ] Well... no.

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I really should have told you to use protection!

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We didn't do anything that needed it! [ Not that they had condoms for such an occasion anyway. ]

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Really? Then how far did you go?

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[ Wait, no. He wasn't supposed to share that much-- ] Hn-- how come you're asking me all this? [ Not that he likes throwing Kuroko under the bus, but he's way better at dealing with Kise than Kagami is. ]

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Because you're here now!

[ And because Kuroko is so much better at shutting down his questioning. ]

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Well, go bug Kuroko. I have to call everyone else.

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Wait you have to answer my question first!

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No.

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Kagamicchi, come ooooooon. This is important!

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How could it be important?

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So I know how bad it's gonna be with Akashicchi.

[ His sigh is audible even to Kagami. ]

Kurokocchi was dumb and got him thinking it's some kind of competition. And you know how Akashicchi is about winning...

[ Look, it even almost sounds plausible! ]

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[ That's... fair, Kagami supposes, but he's still reluctant. ] Are they serious about turning it into a competition?

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You've met Akashicchi and Kurokocchi, right?

[ Surely the judgeyness of the face he's making right now is being conveyed through his tone, too. ]