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Don't be silly, Kagamicchi, of course it's my business. You didn't make Kurokocchi cry or something, did you?

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No! What kind of question is that?! [ Kagami sounds as agitated as ever, but there's a slightly freaked out edge to his voice. He doesn't like the idea of upsetting Kuroko that badly, and he likes even less that Kise even felt the need to ask. ]

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Well, you weren't answering, so I thought maybe you'd done something bad.

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Well I didn't, so shut up.

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Hmmm. Kurokocchi said you wore him out, so I guess it must have been pretty good after all, then.

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[ Kagami is incredibly grateful this isn't a video call, because he's bright red by now. ] Stop it!

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[ Did he say stop it? No, that can't be right, surely he said keep going. ]

So is it true about Americans having more experience?

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How the hell should I know? It was his idea.

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Does that mean you'd never done it before?

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[ Kagami really wants to tell Kise, again, that it's none of his business--but even Kagami can tell when a battle is lost. Admitting it might be embarrassing, but lying about it would be worse.

But he doesn't have to be happy about it. ] Well... no.

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I really should have told you to use protection!

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We didn't do anything that needed it! [ Not that they had condoms for such an occasion anyway. ]

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Really? Then how far did you go?

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[ Wait, no. He wasn't supposed to share that much-- ] Hn-- how come you're asking me all this? [ Not that he likes throwing Kuroko under the bus, but he's way better at dealing with Kise than Kagami is. ]

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Because you're here now!

[ And because Kuroko is so much better at shutting down his questioning. ]

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Well, go bug Kuroko. I have to call everyone else.

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Wait you have to answer my question first!

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No.

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Kagamicchi, come ooooooon. This is important!

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How could it be important?

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So I know how bad it's gonna be with Akashicchi.

[ His sigh is audible even to Kagami. ]

Kurokocchi was dumb and got him thinking it's some kind of competition. And you know how Akashicchi is about winning...

[ Look, it even almost sounds plausible! ]

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[ That's... fair, Kagami supposes, but he's still reluctant. ] Are they serious about turning it into a competition?

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You've met Akashicchi and Kurokocchi, right?

[ Surely the judgeyness of the face he's making right now is being conveyed through his tone, too. ]

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Tch. Kuroko usually only gets like this about basketball. [ He says nothing about Akashi, though; he can accede that point. ]

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Kurokocchi doesn't have basketball right now, though. And he's in such close proximity to Akashicchi... To be honest, the whole thing is kind of stupid, but it's not like any of us are gonna be able to stop them.