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It's your birthday, I assume people will want to come wish you happy birthday in person. Is that such a terrible thing?

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ARE YOU PLANNING AN ORGY
I DON'T NEED A BIRTHDAY ORGY THANK YOU

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I wasn't planning one, but I suppose it wouldn't be very difficult to arrange, would it? Tetsuya can help me organize.

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PLEASE DON'T

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[ Remember how Akashi was gonna try to hold off on bullying until after Kise's birthday? Akashi doesn't. ]

No need to be shy about what you want, Ryouta.

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[ At least Kise tops the birthday sex in revenge!! ]

I'm not, I'm really really not! You could just give me another snake, I liked that present!

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[ The present Akashi's trouser snake. ]

It's boring to get the same present twice, isn't it?

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[ The gift that keeps on giving?? ]

You can give me a different kind! Ashaashicchi'd probably like a friend.

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In that case, how about this one?

[ Pic attached: please take careful note of the "rainbow sheen that can be seen when exposed to direct sunlight" (thanks, Wikipedia). ]

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Oh, it's pretty! Maybe I should name it after Nijimura-senpai.

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[ Akasnake and Nijisnake, that sounds like a great plan to Akashi. ]

I'll bring him by when I come visit you later, then.

[ Because of course Akashi needs to come celebrate Kise's birthday in person and continue his ongoing record of Never Topping Kise Ryouta. ]

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Great, do you think he'd want his own box to sleep in or should I let him share with Ashaashicchi?

[ Then, of course, the implications hit. ]

Wait, you totally are planning something!

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I'd suggest keeping them separate until they get used to each other, but after a while, it'd probably be fine to let them share.

[ Him? Akashi Seijuurou? Planning something? ]

... You don't want me to come wish you a happy birthday in person, Ryouta?

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I— [ TRAP THIS IS SO A TRAP ] Of course I do. I'd be really happy if everyone would, actually. But just saying happy birthday!

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I'll come around to wish you a happy birthday soon, then. I can't speak for everybody else, though.

[ Run, Kise. Drop everything and run. ]

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[ Curse this not at all sudden and inevitable betrayal! ]

Uh. Thanks. I wonder if I can teach Nijimushaa to bite people in an hour...

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It's good to be ambitious, Ryouta, but not to be unrealistic. [ And on that extremely reassuring note: ] See you soon, then.