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I appreciate it, Ryouta.

[ The fact that this conversation started with sex toy and has led to "oh, Ryouta, don't tell people my secrets" really says... something... ]

The toy is open knowledge among the people you'd expect at this point, though.

[ The bond that connects the Teikou Mean Girls is truly a complicated thing.

Or maybe it's just their love of gossip. ]

Really? That was fast. [ he pauses ] Uh, have you used it yet?

[ It's Akashi. It's a matter of when, not if, he's going to use it. ]

Well... not yet.

[ But Akashi's expression makes it clear: he definitely has Plans, and they're probably terrible plans. ]

But if you're curious, I can probably provide some commentary on the experience before long.

I guess that might be good to know... As expected, you're really into this, huh.

[ "As expected"... ]

Might as well make the most of things, right?

[ When you're the type to be absolute... ]

I guess. Don't you think that kind of thing's kind of...?

Kind of... what, exactly?

Nothing, really. It just seems kind of pervy.

Hmm. Well, I suppose it is.

[ NO SHAME IN MY GAME... ]

[ Akashitty Seijuurou strikes again. ]

It's kind of amazing that you can just say that.

Well, we are on a planet that's apparently fueled by sex. It seems like a waste of mental energy to get worked up over that.

Still. What's amazing is how easy it is for you.

Is that a compliment? I'm flattered.

Of course it is. Akashicchi's always amazing, anyway, but I kind of wish I could be a little more like you with all of it.

Just keep going at your own pace, Ryouta. After all, you've managed quite well yourself, haven't you?

I have, haven't I. [ He perks up at the reminder. And the memory of how he'd totally managed his way into topping Akashi like a pro. ] Thanks, Akashicchi. You're totally right, I'm a natural, after all~.

[ HE WAS RECOVERING FROM BEING DEAD THAT TIME, it doesn't count... ]

... Don't get overconfident either, Ryouta.

[ It definitely counts. Suck it, Akashicchi. ]

Don't worry, I know my limits! Besides, I'm hot.

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[ Put your money where your mouth is and pull down your pants, then, Ryouta... ]

Mm, that's true. You are exceptionally attractive, and that sort of thing does make a difference, I think.

[ Pretty sure that's happening sometime after May 21st~ ]

Right? Well, at least I have it easier because of it. I shouldn't be ungrateful in a place like this.

I did tell you from the very first day that I thought you'd be fine, didn't I?

[ He has faith in Kise. Also, he is Absolute and can See Into The Future — what do you mean that's not how Emperor Eye works — ]

[ Should've stopped with faith, it sounded less ridiculous even if it is sentimental. ]

Even if you were sure, I wasn't.

— at any rate, Ryouta, since you're such a natural and all. If you ever want to borrow this... [ and Akashi just casually displays the vibrator again ] ... I'm sure we can come up with a proper trade.

[ He may, possibly, try to take a step back without realizing that it doesn't matter since he's holding his phone anyway. ]

Um. Thanks, Akashicchi, that's— really nice. But I think I'm okay?

Consider it an open offer, then. Do let me know if you get something yourself, in the meanwhile.

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