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Someone does. He's very rude.

Jeez, don't let one guy get to you, Kurokocchi. I mean, I'd be in a lot less trouble if you were a pervert.

That makes it sound like I should be a pervert.

Well, yeah. Then you could actually tell me how all this stuff works. [ He sighs. ] I miss the internet.

I don't know. Aomine-kun is a pervert, and he's not actually very knowledgeable about anything.

I know, right? I thought he'd at least know something with all his porn, but he was totally useless!

He's very reluctant about everything. I didn't expect that from him.

Right?! Usually Aominecchi'd be crowing about an excuse to look at some big boobs.

I thought it was because there weren't many girls here, but ... he seems to be even less comfortable with them ...

Who'd have thought Aominecchi'd actually be shy? Maybe we should set up a group date for him.

Who would we get to date him?

[ He needs a moment to think about this. ]

Someone who's never met him before.

I think they'd leave very quickly...

—maybe if we gave him a list of things to say.

I don't think he would follow it... We would have to bribe him.

I don't have anything to bribe him with here. Maybe we could just gag him instead.

I'm sure someone here is into that.

Great, so we just need to find someone who'll like Aominecchi for his looks!

There must be someone here like that... He looks okay, I think.

We should make him take a bath first. Other than that, he's not bad, though.

We can push him into the water without too much trouble...

Is there even a puddle around big enough for him?

... We'll have to look.

Maybe we could get a bunch of apo bols and break them on his head.

Edited 2014-05-19 02:01 (UTC)

I think that might make him sticky.

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