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[returnafavor]

Um. What about it?

[kasamatsu]

What do you think happens if we don't do it?

[returnafavor]

I heard a bunch of people saying we'd get sick if we didn't. That sounds really stupid, right?

[kasamatsu]

It's hard to say. This whole thing is pretty stupid. Doesn't mean it's not real.

[returnafavor]

You really think that'd happen? But that's way too unbelievable! Who actually gets sick from NOT having sex?!

[kasamatsu]

Who actually gets stuck on a dead rock of a planet? I'm not saying it'll happen, but we'll find out if it's true sooner or later.

[returnafavor]

This sucks. Senpai, I wanna go home!

[kasamatsu]

Me too. We're already getting used to life here, so it's not all bad. Just take it one day at a time.

[returnafavor]

[ It takes a while for the next text to come — because Kise's a little overwhelmed by just how glad he is that Kasamatsu's here with him, being his usual, steadying self. ]

Yeah. Yeah, we've just gotta do what we can, right? We've just gotta do our best.

[kasamatsu]

Do you want to wait and see if we get sick?

[ He's to the point here because it's an embarrassing question. Well, it's more the implications behind his question that cause his stomach to knot up. ]

[returnafavor]

I was going to. I don't really wanna do it if I don't have to.

[ And about five seconds later: ]

SENPAI DO YOU MEAN WAIT AND DO IT TOGETHER

[kasamatsu]

Even through text you're annoying!

[ And about five seconds later: ]

You haven't done it before, have you? It'd probably be better doing it with someone you know.

[returnafavor]

Yes! I mean, no, I haven't done it!

[ In his momentary bit of panicking, he may have forgotten to answer the bigger question. ]

[kasamatsu]

Me neither.

[ It's more of a surprise Kise has no experience. They both know Kasamatsu can't talk to a girl let alone get any action. ]

[returnafavor]

You seriously wanna do it with me?

[kasamatsu]

Just until we get used to it. That's not weird, right? It's more about convenience.

[ -- that and his attraction to Kise. But hush up on that one. ]

[returnafavor]

I'm kinda happy that senpai wants to. o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

[kasamatsu]

Whatever.

[ He's super red on the other end of this conversation. But he has to power through... ]

When do you want to do it?

[returnafavor]

1/2: We should probably wait and see if anything happens to us, right?

2/2:Don't you wanna know why I'm happy, senpai?

[kasamatsu]

You think we should act as guinea pigs? Kuroko and Kagami seem convinced we'll get sick if we don't do it.

And fine. Tell me.

[returnafavor]

1/2: No one knows for sure, though. It's all just rumors. It's really bad if I go back home and don't have my good reputation anymore, you know!

2/2: Because it means you trust me! ヾ(＠^▽^＠)ﾉ

[kasamatsu]

[ Oh. Reading that makes him doki doki. If they were speaking in person, he'd have to cover it up with a punch or something. ]

Not that I don't trust you, but since when did you have a good reputation?

[returnafavor]

[ Too bad that doki doki doesn't translate through cruel, heartless text. ]

Senpaaaaaaai! That's mean! Really mean! I take work really seriously, you know! ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

[kasamatsu]

I've known you too long to believe a line like that.

[returnafavor]

Geez, what's with that. It's the truth, you know.