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I want to test something.

[ he's only being a little evasive. ]

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Test what?

[ignitepass]

Whether having sex really will help.

[ he's going to be as blunt as possible to compensate for his embarrassment. thank god this is text. ]

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WHO ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH??

[ignitepass]

Kagami-kunn.

[ small typo because he's so embarrassed by the entire thing that his hands are a little shaky. ]

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Does Kagamicchi even know what a condom is?!

[ignitepass]

Do you think we need those?

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Of course you need one!

[ignitepass]

But we can't get pregnant.

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Well, I guess you have a point. And it's not like either of you have slept with anyone else to catch anything...

But if he hurts you, I'm gonna kill him, okay? o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[ignitepass]

I don't think Kagami-kun will hurt me.

[ it's okay, Kise, you can be his overprotective almost-boyfriend. ]

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Just in case! Wait, so were you guys dating back home? How did I miss this??

[ignitepass]

We're not dating.

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But... you're having sex with Kagamicchi.

[ignitepass]

That's what you're supposed to do here.

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Isn't it just a joke?

[ A really, really bad one. ]

[ignitepass]

That's why we're testing it.

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Why does it have to be you and Kagamicchi??

[ignitepass]

I have to make sure Akashi-kun doesn't sleep with him.

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[ ????? ]

?????

Why would Akashicchi sleep with Kagamicchi?????

[ignitepass]

Because it's Akashi-kun. It might count as winning.

[ really, Kuroko is just covering all his bases here. hide yo teammates hide yo dog Akashi is around ]

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You didn't challenge Akashicchi to a sleeping with Kagamicchi challenge, did you??

[ignitepass]

I told him he wasn't allowed.

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Why would you do something dumb like that?

[ignitepass]

Because he isn't allowed.