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Kise-kun, you don't think I'm a pervert, do you?

[ that came out of nowhere ]

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[ Yep, that sure did come out of nowhere. ]

Uh. What?

[ignitepass]

You don't, do you? [ it sounds a little urgent. ]

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[ Why does Kuroko even need to ask this???? Obviously Kise thinks he's too little of a pervert to even know how to actually have sex. ]

Of course not, Kurokocchi. Why are you even asking?

[ignitepass]

I think other people do, and I don't want anyone to think that.

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Who cares what other people think? This isn't like you at all.

[ignitepass]

I ... don't want anyone I care about to think that. That's all.

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Seriously, where'd this come from? I can't believe anyone would think you're a pervert.

[ignitepass]

Someone does. He's very rude.

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Jeez, don't let one guy get to you, Kurokocchi. I mean, I'd be in a lot less trouble if you were a pervert.

[ignitepass]

That makes it sound like I should be a pervert.

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Well, yeah. Then you could actually tell me how all this stuff works. [ He sighs. ] I miss the internet.

[ignitepass]

I don't know. Aomine-kun is a pervert, and he's not actually very knowledgeable about anything.

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I know, right? I thought he'd at least know something with all his porn, but he was totally useless!

[ignitepass]

He's very reluctant about everything. I didn't expect that from him.

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Right?! Usually Aominecchi'd be crowing about an excuse to look at some big boobs.

[ignitepass]

I thought it was because there weren't many girls here, but ... he seems to be even less comfortable with them ...

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Who'd have thought Aominecchi'd actually be shy? Maybe we should set up a group date for him.

[ignitepass]

Who would we get to date him?

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[ He needs a moment to think about this. ]

Someone who's never met him before.

[ignitepass]

I think they'd leave very quickly...

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—maybe if we gave him a list of things to say.

[ignitepass]

I don't think he would follow it... We would have to bribe him.

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I don't have anything to bribe him with here. Maybe we could just gag him instead.

[ignitepass]

I'm sure someone here is into that.