Kise Ryouta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
returnafavor) wrote2014-03-19 09:41 pm
returnafavor) wrote2014-03-19 09:41 pm
[ Now whose heart is going doki doki? ]
SENPAI I TRUST YOU TOO I'M REALLY GLAD I GOT ABDUCTED BY SEX ALIENS WITH YOU ヾ(＠^▽^＠)ﾉ★★★★
SENPAI I TRUST YOU TOO I'M REALLY GLAD I GOT ABDUCTED BY SEX ALIENS WITH YOU ヾ(＠^▽^＠)ﾉ★★★★
I can't help it, though, I'm really happy! I'll make sure senpai's first time is great!
I'm not being embarrassing! It's senpai's important first time!
[ Too bad he's making it sound like Kasamatsu's some maiden out of a shoujo manga. ]
[ Too bad he's making it sound like Kasamatsu's some maiden out of a shoujo manga. ]
[ OH SHIT IT'S HIS FIRST TIME TOO, HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO MAKE SURE SENPAI'S IMPORTANT FIRST TIME IS ACTUALLY GOOD ]
I'VE GOTTA GO SORRY SENPAI BYE SENPAI TALK TO YOU LATER
I'VE GOTTA GO SORRY SENPAI BYE SENPAI TALK TO YOU LATER
Kise-kun, you don't think I'm a pervert, do you?
[ that came out of nowhere ]
[ that came out of nowhere ]
Edited 2014-04-05 05:49 (UTC)
[ Yep, that sure did come out of nowhere. ]
Uh. What?
Uh. What?
You don't, do you? [ it sounds a little urgent. ]
[ Why does Kuroko even need to ask this???? Obviously Kise thinks he's too little of a pervert to even know how to actually have sex. ]
Of course not, Kurokocchi. Why are you even asking?
Of course not, Kurokocchi. Why are you even asking?
I think other people do, and I don't want anyone to think that.
Who cares what other people think? This isn't like you at all.
First, Ryouta. Do not panic. [ Because Akashi sounds like he just went through the metaphorical (or perhaps literal?) shredder, and he knows it. ]
Second, come and get me. I'm at the entrance to the underground caves.
[ There's quite a looooong pause here. ]
I think I need to reemphasize that you should not panic.
Second, come and get me. I'm at the entrance to the underground caves.
[ There's quite a looooong pause here. ]
I think I need to reemphasize that you should not panic.
[ All this emphasizing not panicking really makes it seem like the appropriate response is panic though. ]
—why would I panic?
—why would I panic?
[ This really does not seem like a convincing argument. ]
Of course I can— [ And there's the sounds of Kise pulling on his shoes and jacket as he prepares to go fetch Akashi ] — but why are you telling me not to panic?
Of course I can— [ And there's the sounds of Kise pulling on his shoes and jacket as he prepares to go fetch Akashi ] — but why are you telling me not to panic?
How unwell? Is that why you've been gone all this time?
[ Maybe he should've used his fancy foresight not to make friends with people who'd worry about him in the first place if he wanted to avoid panic. Just a thought. ]
[ Maybe he should've used his fancy foresight not to make friends with people who'd worry about him in the first place if he wanted to avoid panic. Just a thought. ]
I'll be there in a few minutes, then. Where were you, though??
[ You are not escaping the question. ]
[ You are not escaping the question. ]
I ... don't want anyone I care about to think that. That's all.
Seriously, where'd this come from? I can't believe anyone would think you're a pervert.
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