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She would likely find it a waste of time, I think.

Then who else? It's not Momocchi, and you don't really spend that much time with any other girls...

I'll let you ponder the possibilities on your own time, Ryouta, but it's probably nothing that would strain your imagination.

Besides, I'm not saying that I intend to go on a date myself.

[ This is only about two shades less transparent than "I'm asking for a friend!!" ]

[ Yeah, Kise's definitely not buying that, Akashi is definitely acting Very Suspicious. ]

At least tell me if it's someone I know! Akashicchi, come ooooon!

[ He needs the deets so he can stalk properly, jeez! ]

You do know him, though I suppose it goes without saying they aren't from back home. Why are you so curious, Ryouta?

[ See now, that was a whole two hints. ]

[ So generous. ]

Because it's a big deal if you're going on a date! Is it Damon? Are you taking him out somewhere to kill him???

To be entirely honest, I can't be bothered to waste that kind of effort on him.
While irritating, at least he's the kind of irritating I can easily avoid.

[ Not that Akashi would be opposed if Damon just wanted to like, walk off a cliff or something. ]

Not a grand revenge plan, then? WAIT DOES THAT MEAN YOU REALLY ARE GOING ON AN ACTUAL DATE?????

I bet he would purr if you pet his stomach, though.

You think so? Would it be like a frog, where you can hypnotize it?

Like I said before... I'll leave that up to your imagination, Ryouta. Try not to make up anything too far-fetched, though, because I'm sure it won't be as exciting as you anticipate.

WAIT AKASHICCHI WHO IS IT WHEN ARE YOU GOING WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?????

[ WHERE ARE THE DEETS?? ]

What would you even do with that information, Ryouta? Follow us around?

[ Haha, nobody would ever do that, right? Hahaha. Yeah... ]

Of course not! I just wanna know, it's not everyday Akashicchi goes on a date!

[ Ha ha ha, follow his friends around on their dates, Kise would never do that... ]

Pick who, when, or where. I'll tell you one, and leave the rest for you to figure out for yourself.

[ SUCCESS ]

Who! Tell me who!

[ Once he knows who to ~~stalk~~ keep an eye on, the rest is easy to figure out. ]

Henry.

Good luck with the rest, Ryouta.

[ And that'll be all that Akashi is willing to say on the matter. ]

[So he's going to leave that alone for now. He's not good with comforting head on.]

Two things. Do you want to play? Second, I was wondering about piercings.